Cheney didn't say this
posted by Rick at 6:44 PM

As far as I know, there is no truth to the rumor that the following message was found on a certain Texas lawyer's answering machine:

"Harry, this is Dick. I just wanted to call and thank you for your support of the administration over the years, and for your candor in explaining to me about the second thoughts you've had lately about supporting the brave new direction we're taking the country. I'm really sorry you feel that way, but I just wanted to let you know that I still consider you a friend. In fact, just to show you there are no hard feelings, I'd like to - I'm going to be down there next week and I thought you might like to go on a little quail hunt with me. Let me know if you're available, and we'll go bag us a few, OK? Talk to you soon."