Atheists Talk to God! and other Good Clean Fun
posted by Vynce at 8:07 PM

The dead get no say in this, of course, but they're being blessed. I wonder if they hired any Pastafarian chaplains. I'm even more concerned about the living, though; a FEMA spokeswoman claims I talk to God. Oh, I guess I shouldn't worry about it --

A prayer is not necessarily religious. Everybody prays.

I wonder if the Bush administration would stand by some parallel claims.

Masturbation isn't necessarily sexual. Everybody masturbates.

Embezzling isn't necessarily stealing. Everybody embezzles.

Hiring incompetent friends isn't necessarily favoritism. Everybody hires incompetent friends.

Hating poor people isn't necessarily discrimination. Everybody hates poor people.

Well, here's one I can get into.

Tossing an effigy of the President around like a virtual rag doll isn't necessarily sick and twisted. Everybody should do it. It's good clean fun.