Meet Kathleen Kuntly, GOP Media Diva, whose book, Democrats Are Traitors, "tells about all of the traitorous acts committed by Democrats. Acts such as standing for civil rights instead of standing for America. Acts such as standing for a minimum wage for working stiffs, and standing against tax cuts for the wealthy...."
...and Claymore D. Liddy, ex-CIA spy, who will stoop to any level to reveal Bill Clinton's secret plan to discredit George W. Bush: "Ken Starr is a family man, so he suggested we meet at the stripclub 'Vixen's Values.' I saw Ken sitting at a table with a man in a boy scout uniform. I walked over to the table. I shook Ken's hand and I noticed that the boy scout was really Dick Cheney in disguise. Yes, Vice President Cheney was dressed as a boy scout. Ken informed me that the Vice President has to be in disguises these days due to the terror alert across America...."
...and Editor-in-chief Raymond P. Clodstill, a truly passionate patriot: "Each night, I like to watch my favorite video while I have a scotch on the rocks. The video I watch is the landing of President George Bush onto the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln . I have watched this video at least three hundred times now, but I still get cold chills on my arms when President Bush exits the plane in his tight military flight suit. I feel so proud to be an American as he walks over to meet the sailors in that tight military flight suit. He walks with pride, and his crotch is pulled tight and upward by the military flight suit...Damn, I am proud to be an American, and I am proud of this President who wears a military uniform!..."
...plus Col. Morton T. Morton, Brother Merv Kilgore (Pastor of the Church Of The Giving,Ragweed, Texas), former Reagan White House Staffer I. Fester Auspice, psychiatrist Herman Von Shtupp, science editor Conrad Burns, and others.